Larah Beth, 21, Northern Michigan
date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects
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This cold war era bunker was built 26 feet underground and equipped for a family to live in for a year in the event of a nuclear missile strike. It’s a virtual relic of 1970s suburbia, complete with a “backyard,” swimming pool, two-bedroom guest house, dance floor, and a built-in barbecue grill. There’s even a 360-degree mural of what life looked like above ground. (Source)
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*suddenly feels emotional*
*takes 6 bong rips*
*orders pizza*
*feels better*
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michigan gothic
- You take a trip to a new state. Someone asks where you are visiting from. Out of instinct, you pull up your hand and point to a specific place on your palm without saying anything. They don’t understand.
- It’s 40 degrees in October and you wear a winter coat. It’s 40 degrees in February and you are now wearing shorts.
- Everyone goes camping up north, but no one knows where up north is. No one questions it, they just tell you to enjoy the weekend.
- There are 18 fudge shops on Mackinac Island. If you eat a sample from each shop you will leave with a pound of horse shit in your stomach, reminding you to actually see the Grand Hotel on your next visit.
- You see a family go into Meijer with several shopping carts full of pop cans. You try to guess how much they are all worth, but you remember the smell of the can return and stop. Your hands are sticky and full of dimes.
- “If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you.” You do look, but all you see are corn and apple trees towering above you. You are stuck there until the fall. Your only way out is through a haunted maze.
- Wait a day and the weather changes. Wait an hour and the weather changes. Wait a minute and the weather changes. The weather always changes and you are mad you forgot to bring your sweatshirt with you to school.
- You hear the waves of a Great Lake crashing in your dreams. You can’t remember which one though. You wake up and suddenly you are in second grade. You hear your teacher reminding you: “HOMES”. Your classmates scream at you, “HOMES”.
- You can’t remember the last time you drank a Faygo, but that doesn’t matter. The sickening sweet syrup of Red Pop has already replaced all the blood in your body. Your stomach hurts and your mother offers you a Vernor’s. You vomit up craft beer.
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We should fear this guy
ohhh no thank youuu I’ll pass on that cliff thing
did he just go into the water with shoes on?
he just rolled backwards off a cliff and your only question is why he still has his fucking shoes on
but his shoes will get soaking wet
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@considerthesongI WAS LITERALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT CATS IN MOSQUES A SECOND AGO
well DUH Mohamed (pbuh) loved cats!!
, look!
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